Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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