He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
