I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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