Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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