508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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