Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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