before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You took a bar mat shot.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
