Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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