pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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