? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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