I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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