butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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