What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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