i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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