I'm really into asian looking animals
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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