I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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