yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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