The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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