I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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