Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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