You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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