Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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