He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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