seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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