end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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