his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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