Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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