is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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