Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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