just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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