Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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