I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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