So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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