yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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