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My balls are so social today.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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