Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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