my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
