your thong is hanging out like whoa
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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