I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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