let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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