your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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