remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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