everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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