my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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