Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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