so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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