fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She announced her abortion via fbk
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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