so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
tell me about the fingering
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