I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Randomize
