So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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