you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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