Christians are straight up FREAKS
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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