my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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