Sponge bath it is.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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