you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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